What the fuck is a Sylien, anyway?


  1. dokibots:

    haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

    I know the feeling, having a career mother myself. It sucks. Take the time you need, no need to rush. Especially if it’s your first job.

    (via trickygod)

  2. it’s seriously starting to get scary that all the girls I have liked in the last 2 years all have looked the same.
    Same hair colour and length, skin colour, body shape, facial shape (to a point), practically any way of identifying a person based on appearance is similar. Same god damn way of standing! 

    I won’t go into detail, because some of the girls are here on tumblr, and they would know that the describing them quite quickly, because they are also intelligent. Also a universal attribute to all the girls I’ve liked. 

    I have a type x.x

  3. do you ever have one of those days where your hair looks like something from the sims 2?

  4. nohetero-superpotterlock:

    good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

    (via rockerfox999)

  5. humoristics:

    A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

    (via mug-collector)

  6. nipplethief:

    oh my god

    (via qtmaster)

  7. sixpenceee:

FRANKENSTEIN MUMMIES FOUND
An international team of archaeologists have discovered that two mummies found on an island off the coast of Scotland are, like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, composed of body parts from several different humans. 
For example, scientists realized a female skeleton’s jaw didn’t fit with the rest of the skull, and after some DNA testing, they found that the bones had come from different people. In the case of a male skeleton, the parts were from people who lived hundreds of years apart. 
The reason for this is still unclear. 
Source

    sixpenceee:

    FRANKENSTEIN MUMMIES FOUND

    An international team of archaeologists have discovered that two mummies found on an island off the coast of Scotland are, like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, composed of body parts from several different humans.

    For example, scientists realized a female skeleton’s jaw didn’t fit with the rest of the skull, and after some DNA testing, they found that the bones had come from different people. In the case of a male skeleton, the parts were from people who lived hundreds of years apart. 

    The reason for this is still unclear. 

    Source

    (via ass-full-of-cass)

  8. lunar-naut:

    im-sylien:

    In case some of you Viking fans, wants to hear what music sounded like in Denmark around 1300. It’s the oldest written song in all of Scandinavia. 

    For some reason I was really not expecting it to be sung in modern day Danish. Anyway this is super cool and so beautiful, it’s like listening to my own heritage!!

    The original lyrics are only very short, since the original song is only the first 2 lines.

    The first two lines, sung here as “Drømte mig en drøm i nat om silke og ærlig pæl” was originally written/pronounced “Drømte mig en drøm i nat, um silki og ærlik pæl” which basically means ‘I dreamt myself a dream tonight about silk and clean pelt/fur’.

    So as you see, the original lyrics were very close to modern danish, and would have been understandable now. There are just not a lot of lyrics to this song, the rest was written after, even the other notes were written in modern times.

  9. Watching this in spirit of Ferguson. This is exactly what’s happening there.

  10. peterquyll:

    come play cards against humanity with me! the password is hippo

    how do you play? I don’t get a place for a password?

    (via prygelknabe)

  11. tharook:

    northcentralpositronics:

    tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them

    jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants which have amulet properties and draw love and luck and happiness to their wearers without them realising it

    piercing artist who keeps the remnants from her piercings and puts them all in little jars in the back of her shop to work sympathetic luck spells on all her clients

    and then all three of them slowly realise what the others are doing and end up in a poly relationship living in a little shop in the shitty end of town, which gets curiously less shitty the longer they stay, and people think it’s just the development of the area but the three artists know

    and they’re never rich and they’re never famous but they’re always happy because they have everything they need

    they have the shop and they have their customers and they have each other

    and when their customers are happy and content, they pack up and move on, all together now, to find another space with skin to be coloured and jewellery to be made and magic to be done.

    this is beautiful

    (via thescienceofjohnlock)

  12. rangerpone:

    crunchthedestroyer:

    rangerpone:

    Turn Down For Worm

    x

    I am so fucking done with this fucking planet

    HOW COME THIS NEVER GOT A SHIT TON OF NOTES????

    (via octoswan)

  13. sherlokicks:

     

    Never not reblog because Bobby beats everybody. 

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

  14. ☛ 10-Question Survey for Nonbinary and Gender Non-Conforming People of All Identities

    lifeoutsidethebinary:

    I did up this short survey in order to try to get some statistics on nonbinary people as well as gender non-conforming cis and trans people. Boosting appreciated. Depending on the results this gets I’d like to do a more in-depth survey after this.

    -newt

    (via letalkingmime)

  15. softlycanthropy:

#but teen wolf vampire au though#lydia is an old vampire that sires stiles in the late 1800s#they travel around the world and become stuff of legends#in 2012 they return to beacon hills to hunt and settle for a while#only they find that they have a werewolf infestation#this is lydia hyping him for their attack on the pack’s den#blood lust is strong in these two#[but obvs it doesn’t work out that way and ends in interspecies love and friendship lol i’m trash] (via nerdderek)

this fic is inspired by this gif and tags. I can really recommend it. Contains hot Derek/Lydia/Stiles. Also, vampires are hot, especially when those vampires are Stiles and Lydia, the queen and her monster.