What the fuck is a Sylien, anyway?


  1. Iconic movies I’ve never seen:

    Jurassic Park
    Alien
    The Mummy
    Star Wars

  2. jamesmodblog:

    storyteller-and-star-scroll:

    princessharuhi:

    i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want

    This is me and Avorie irl

    This. Adorable ^.^

    (via qtmaster)

  3. trotty2scrotty:

    lily-march:

    sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

    ketamineprojection:

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

    RUSSELL HOWARD

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    Russell Howard is a national treasure.

    He is literally all we as a nation have

    (via flaskinkaptain)

  4. imsirius:

    Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +

    (via mkhunterz)

  5. uusui:

    c0rnmuffins:

    uusui:

    emma-relille-tunger:

    uusui:

    iceland is scary

    are those giant marshmallows

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    Seriously though what the fuck are those

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    (via qtmaster)

  6. abookblog:

Day 11 (May 11): My Book BF
"The third man…"  is Farmer Cape from Mastiff by Tamora Pierce. He is just delightful. 

    abookblog:

    Day 11 (May 11): My Book BF

    "The third man…"  is Farmer Cape from Mastiff by Tamora Pierce. He is just delightful. 

    (via fytortall)

  7. fuck-benedict:

    not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

    wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

    cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

  8. pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

    happinessinthedarkest-times:

    No but don’t you guys see?
    In The Empty Hearse, Anderson thinks that it’s Moriarty dressed up as Sherlock.

    That means they didn’t find Moriarty’s body on the roof.

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    (via thetomboywithheadphones)

  9. xdreaming-out-loud:

ellendegeneres:

I didn’t see that coming.

PLOT TWIST

This has been a public service announcement from the Sheriff’s secret police.

    xdreaming-out-loud:

    ellendegeneres:

    I didn’t see that coming.

    PLOT TWIST

    This has been a public service announcement from the Sheriff’s secret police.

    (via prongsbeatthesquid)

  10. As a random thought…

    morenavbby:

    So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

    The Black Widow is Russian.

    Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

    Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

    (via timeforquidditch)

  11. agentrodgers replied to your post: “Help me here. What length hair should I get? Credit to Felicia day…”:

    My hair length would be easier to keep up with. My best friend had a pixi cut like Felicia’s and he has to get it cut much more often to stop it from getting into that awkward mullet phase

    You’re probably right, and I’ll probably end with yours, but Felicia’s is really cute too, so I might get it anyway, later.

  12. sophieandace:

    pila-pila:

    1+1 = Ed

    The episode where they all became self aware

    My first descent into surrealism.

    (via yesterdaywastuesday)

  13. "Nobody picks on a strong man."

    Nobody picks on a strong white darkhaired man in his mid thirties.

    (via vgilante)