What the fuck is a Sylien, anyway?


  1. My second tattoo! Got it here on Bali, from a special balinese tattoo artist. It’s a balinese lotusflower :)

    My second tattoo! Got it here on Bali, from a special balinese tattoo artist. It’s a balinese lotusflower :)

  2. do-you-have-a-flag:

    Oh my god these two and their stupid perfect friendship

    (via chibiniz)

  3. thescienceofjohnlock:

    sashalovespenporn:

    I am not comfortable with this. (x x x x)

    I’m very comfortable with this.

  4. lily-evergreen:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

i’m too tired to try to imagine what cecil will say about this on the radio, but i’m laughing at it anyhow!

    lily-evergreen:

    sirtroyofbaker:

    balalaikaboss:

    ejacutastic:

    I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

    Stop says the red light, go says the green

    Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

    KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
    WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
    SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
    AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

    THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

    i’m too tired to try to imagine what cecil will say about this on the radio, but i’m laughing at it anyhow!

    (via therapeuticchicken)

  5. Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end. Reality is the strip malls of Burbank, the smokestacks of Cleveland, a parking garage in Newark. Fantasy is the towers of Minas Tirith, the ancient stones of Gormenghast, the halls of Camelot. Fantasy flies on the wings of Icarus, reality on Southwest Airlines. Why do our dreams become so much smaller when they finally come true?

    We read fantasy to find the colors again, I think. To taste strong spices and hear the songs the sirens sang. There is something old and true in fantasy that speaks to something deep within us, to the child who dreamt that one day he would hunt the forests of the night, and feast beneath the hollow hills, and find a love to last forever somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

    They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle-Earth.

    George R.R. Martin  (via indisposablehero)

    This is one of the most beautiful quotes I think I have ever read. I love it, and I will treasure it for my entire life.

    (via draodoir-mna)

    (via timeforquidditch)

  6. theanimejunkie:

    bossubossupromode:

    Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

    The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

    James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

    welcome to the english language

    (via reficulnatas)

  7. the-asian-camel:

did-you-kno:

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  8. jolivet:

dayumin:

ylvisaddict:

addictedtoylvis:

mangalitsa:

ultrafacts:

 More Facts

what no that’s not it
The word for fox in Norwegian really is also slang for blunt. Ylvis themselves said so on the interview they did with Ellen. But the real inspiration behind the song was to make a song with a very catchy beat, but with the stupidest lyrics they could think of. No, really.
Since they got a song contract as a gift from two well-renown music producers as payment for doing a funny sketch for their birthdays, they thought it would be funny to pretend they got the biggest opportunity of their careers and waste it on a flop song. For comedy. Seriously. And it went completely wrong as they accidentally made a hit song instead.
Basically they’re two big goofs that were as surprised as everyone else when their comedy sketch became a internet sensation and if you don’t love them it’s because you don’t know them yet.


Let’s spread this around. I’m so tired of people dismissing Ylvis as stupid stoners without understanding anything about who they are.

Yep! What they said.

I attempted to contact UltraFacts twice about the removal of this post to no avail. Either they don’t look at asks or are blatantly ignoring it.

Also, check out their other music!!!!! They make incredibly clever, catchy, and diverse songs that span from rock anthems, classic rock, to musical duets, to jazz/soul, rock, rap, and yes, electronic pop/dance. If you pay attention to the lyrics, you can catch the social commentary and satire. Ylvis says that they are just comedians, but there’s much more to them than a cool song about a fox. 

    jolivet:

    dayumin:

    ylvisaddict:

    addictedtoylvis:

    mangalitsa:

    ultrafacts:

     More Facts

    what no that’s not it

    The word for fox in Norwegian really is also slang for blunt. Ylvis themselves said so on the interview they did with Ellen. But the real inspiration behind the song was to make a song with a very catchy beat, but with the stupidest lyrics they could think of. No, really.

    Since they got a song contract as a gift from two well-renown music producers as payment for doing a funny sketch for their birthdays, they thought it would be funny to pretend they got the biggest opportunity of their careers and waste it on a flop song. For comedy. Seriously. And it went completely wrong as they accidentally made a hit song instead.

    Basically they’re two big goofs that were as surprised as everyone else when their comedy sketch became a internet sensation and if you don’t love them it’s because you don’t know them yet.

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    Let’s spread this around. I’m so tired of people dismissing Ylvis as stupid stoners without understanding anything about who they are.

    Yep! What they said.

    I attempted to contact UltraFacts twice about the removal of this post to no avail. Either they don’t look at asks or are blatantly ignoring it.

    Also, check out their other music!!!!! They make incredibly clever, catchy, and diverse songs that span from rock anthems, classic rock, to musical duets, to jazz/soul, rock, rap, and yes, electronic pop/dance. If you pay attention to the lyrics, you can catch the social commentary and satire. Ylvis says that they are just comedians, but there’s much more to them than a cool song about a fox. 

    (via chibiniz)

  9. chocolatecheatcode:

    Canada’s response to Russia’s ban on “gay propaganda” via Brilliant Ads 

    (via assckles)

  10. vladislavgoyo:

    Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet appeared without makeup VANITY FAIR.

    Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet accepted an offer to play for the magazine Vanity Fair with the ” naked ” face .

    Not every actress is ready to share photos without makeup , even on his page on Instagram, not that decorate its popular magazine photo spread . But Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet gladly accepted the offer of Vanity Fair and show your “real” person in the latest edition . Creator shooting began photographer Chuck Close , who made two portraits on Polaroid.

    Stylists decided to make the whole emphasis on face actresses Scarlett therefore put on a simple gray knitted sweater , and Kate - black . The only decoration steel chains with miniature pendants .

    (via prongsbeatthesquid)

  11. sarahjane-and-thedoctor:

    jaggedrain:

    princess-olaf:

    Cate Blanchett, Benedict Cumberbatch, John Goodman, Matt Damon and more read mean tweets

    It’s B-e-n-e, dickhead…

    Oh Ben. Never change.

    Seriously though. Watch this. All these people are fabulous and sassy. So much sass. Lots of sass, older sass, all the sass.

    OMFG…I’m crying I’m laughing so hard…the look on his face was fucking PRICELESS!!!

    (via tomofgods)

  12. bongmeblazer:

soul-assassins:

smokinthefurrr:


The people should not be afraid of their government. The
government should be afraid of their people.

Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

This needs 1 million notes

Reblog this every fucking time I see it

    bongmeblazer:

    soul-assassins:

    smokinthefurrr:

    The people should not be afraid of their government. The

    government should be afraid of their people.

    Holy fucking shit is this relevant.

    This needs 1 million notes

    Reblog this every fucking time I see it

    (via mdsora)